$BALLSballs on the table

BALLSON THETABLE

He put them on the table. $CATE decides how big they get.

$BALLS is paired against Catecoin, so what is sitting on that table is a live CATE price feed. CATE up, balls up. CATE down — well. You saw.

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A chunky tabby cat in a red MAKE AMERICA BULLISH AGAIN cap, sitting on a big wooden table.
live · $CATE —
$CATE price—
CATE 24h—
Ball diameter—
Status—
$BALLS cap—

How big do they get?

Drag the $CATE price. The cat will show you exactly what you are buying into.

what if
If $CATE trades at $0.10 that is a $96M cap on Catecoin
$0.001$0.16$25
Diameter30 cm
About as big asa watermelon
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$CATE priceCATE capStatusDiameterAbout as big as

Volume scales with the price of CATE. Diameter scales with the cube root of the volume. That is just physics, and physics does not care about your entry.

Every trade puts CATE on the table

Three percent of every buy and every sell is taken as a transfer tax, swapped into $CATE and sent straight to the people holding. Nothing to claim. It just turns up.

CATE paid to holders — — at the moment it was paid
New CATE holders created — wallets with no CATE at all until a $BALLS payout opened one
Payouts sent—
Wallets paid—
Holders earning—
Tax waiting to go out—

Counted from the payout transactions themselves, on chain. Updated every twenty minutes.

How it works

01

The pool is BALLS / CATE

Not SOL. Not USDC. Catecoin. Every $BALLS is quoted against a cat, which is the most honest benchmark anyone has come up with so far.

02

CATE does the inflating

He reads the CATE price off the chain and sizes up accordingly. No candles, no indicators, no lines drawn by a man in a dressing gown. A number and a consequence.

03

It works both ways

They grow when it is green and they shrink when it is red, in front of everybody, live. There is nowhere to hide and that is the entire point.

Put yours on the table

  1. Get SOL in a Solana wallet — Phantom, Solflare, whatever you already have.
  2. Open Jupiter with the button below. It routes through the BALLS / CATE pool for you.
  3. Swap, then come back here and watch what happens to the cat.
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